Du som skulle begynne T-skjorte-trykkeri… Her har du en liste:
1- Life is a bitch and so am I
2- I can go from 0 to Bitch in 1.3 seconds. I dare you to test me…
3- You’ve been a bad boy! Go straight to my bedroom…
4- Do I look like a fucking people person!?
5- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
6- I’m so evil I piss darkness
7- I’m busy. You’re an idiot. Goodbye
8- It’s been great. but I have to scream now
9- FCK – all that’s missing is U
10- Support your local vampire. Give blood
11- Support your local undertaker. Drop dead
12- I don’t bite. Much…
13- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch-flakes this morning
14- Sarcasm: one more service I offer
15- I scare my own family
16- I used to care, but now I take a pill for that
17- Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity
18- I feel a sin coming on
19- A day without scaring someone, is like….night
20- Smile, it’s the next best thing you can do with your lips
21- Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. Like a coma…
22- I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent
23- Of course I’m out of my mind! Its dark and scary in there…
24- The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas
25- Bomb squad t-shirt: If I’m running, try to keep up!
26- Always remember: pillage, then burn!
27- When did I rialize I was God? I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself…
28- I feel there is an angel inside me I keep schocking
29- Warning! Trepassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again
30- I can be one of those bad things that happen to bad people
31- I wans’t sleeping! I was only testing the keyboard for drool resistance
32- I have no idea what I’m doing out of bed
33- They called it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
34- I like my men like my drinks: neat but with a twist
35- Coffe isn’t helping – get the starter cables!
36- Don’t upset me. I’m running out of places to hide the bodies
37- This is not the life I ordered!
38- YOU! Off my planet!
39- I’m a good girl with a bad attitude
40- Of course money talks! Mine keep saying Good-Bye
41- Situation desperate – send chocholate
42- I’m out of sick days so I’m calling in dead
43- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
44- If you don’t like math, I can teach you: add a bed, subtract
your clothes, devide my legs and let’s practice how to multiply!
45- Jeg tar deg
holder deg
klemmer på deg…
Håper på 6…
Ruller deg over bordet…
Gang på gang…
…Fy søren så gøy det er å spille yatzy!
46- Out of my mind – back in 5 minutes
47- How many believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand!
48- I have PMS and a gun. So go ahead and tailgate me!
49- Let’s pretend I give a shit and leave it at that
50- Chaos! Mayhem! Disorder! My work here is done…
51- Save a horse – Ride a cowboy
52- I am the kind of man your mother warned you about
53- I am the kind of woman your father warned you about.
54- I’m bad with names. Can I just call you asshole?
55- One by one the dragons steal my sanity…
56- I leave bitemarks
57- I don’t get mad. I get even…
58- The only exercise I get is mood swings
59- If it has tires or testicles, you’re gonna have trouble with it
60- Life: a 100% fatal sexually transmitted diesase
61- Never let your man’s mind wander… It’s too little to be out on it’s own.
62- I heard you twice the first time
63- I’m happy. Don’t ruin it!
64- Come to the dark side! We have cookies…
65- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
66- Well behaved women rarely make history. I intend to make history! With you…
67- Whenever I feel blue…I start breathing again
68- Every time you see a rainbow, God is having gay sex!
69- Kindness is contageous… Get the hell away from me!
70- I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures
